Acute Angle

Bai's Age

2009-07-12T08:25:00.000-07:00

Name of first movie to uncover if Shiney has raped a minor or an adult...

Love Aaj Kaal…

2009-06-12T01:06:00.001-07:00

Some Teachers believe in...

2008-11-23T21:10:00.001-08:00

Kiss-Mutt Connection

2008-11-23T21:06:00.000-08:00

After USA Elections

2008-11-06T00:06:00.001-08:00

What is not possible for Indian Economy is possible for Hrithik

2008-10-30T23:47:00.001-07:00

We didn’t start the “Fire”

2008-10-29T03:39:00.000-07:00

Now when Gay Marriage Rights issue is on its peak, when these two ladies contacted by media being forerunner of Gay issues in India, they sung their favorite song:

Leh-Man Brothers

2008-09-30T22:19:00.001-07:00

Cutting Remarks: In-Waste-ment Banking needs Recycling.

Crude FUN-damentals

2008-05-12T06:51:00.000-07:00

What do I do ?

2008-03-11T00:44:00.000-07:00

Some say Lead India, other says use Unleaded. Whom should I listen to ?

Its March now !

2008-03-01T03:11:00.000-08:00

Its Mallya Looking Jonny Walker. Keep Walking, I mean Keep Marching.

Cutting Remarks:

What connects Kingfisher's Airline & Spirits business?

Both take their customers on high.

Martial Arts vs. Marital Arts

2008-02-07T04:04:00.000-08:00

With the marriage season around Acute Angle is wondering how these two names and their symbols are so similar.

But both are based on opposite ideologies. First one is based on idea of “Defense” while later is based on "Submitting" oneself.

Cull Ho Na Ho!

2008-02-06T01:22:00.000-08:00

After Bird Flu news from Bengal….Guess what Chicks are thinking!

And also Jack Nicholson is planning sequel of his earlier academy award winner movie. “One Flu over the Cuckoo’s nest”

Spit Personality

2008-01-16T00:35:00.001-08:00

Who can forget Big B in famous "Khaike Paan Banaraswala". Acute Angle feels that he too is Spit Personality in that song. Also, all thanks to these people, that sign boards displaying "Yahan Thukana Mana Hai" are painted Red with Spits. Ummmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaaha.

Merc-ury Rising

2008-01-11T02:44:00.000-08:00

With India Auto Expo 2008 going on in Delhi & towns like Ludhiana & Kolhapur are giving tough fight to each other in terms of maximum number of Mercedes Benz, here is A-cute Angle to it.

i-Pot

2008-01-10T01:00:00.000-08:00

Cutting Remarks

Time has come when no one can ignore recycling (that why my blog is here). For recycling we need waste collector. What better than a commode which accommodate all human waste. Dear Mr. Steve Jobs, here is a brilliant business idea for you. Take it yaar, its free…

Calmsutra

2008-01-08T20:25:00.001-08:00

The only way to survive in Corporate Jungle.

SRK’s Six-Packs much before OSO

2008-01-06T20:51:00.000-08:00

Cutting Remarks

Cigarette: A stick with Ash at one end and Ass at another

When Hari met Saali

2008-01-03T20:07:00.001-08:00

Saali (Sister-in-Law) : This word has special importance in Indian society. For some it is abuse & rest feel that it is their priced possession “Saali, Aadhi Gharwali”. Some great souls even went to the extent of making movies on them “Ghar mein ho Saali, to poore saal Diwali”.

This is what happened to our dear Hari Bhaiya from Jharkhand when he met his Sister-in-Law…

Four Pee's of Marketing

2008-01-02T19:59:00.000-08:00

Tea (Self Vanity)

2007-12-28T04:01:00.000-08:00

These three alphabets (TEA) are as close to me like next these four alphabets which spell the word LIFE.

That’s why I love to say…

My name ends with T(ea) but my life starts with it.

I am a Tea-Totaler. (Surviving totally on Tea)

I am at my best while sipping Tea. That’s why I refer my comments as Cutting Remarks. (Bombay Cutting Chai Rocks!)

And to qualify my company one has to pass Chai^2 (Square) Test i.e. ability to sip two cups of tea back-to-back.

B-School Placements

2007-12-26T19:47:00.000-08:00

One of my friends said this before placement season started. As he felt (…take my word, it is just a feeling) last two years were his Dog Years and as everyone knows Day Zero is most wannabe day for placements…

Do you still hate Pink Slips?

2007-12-25T22:09:00.001-08:00

Only for those who believe in meeting Santa one day..

2007-12-20T19:42:00.001-08:00

Bottoms Up !

2007-12-19T23:03:00.001-08:00

MBA Ke Side Effects...

2007-12-18T22:04:00.000-08:00

Just like it is true for many other things, you can take a man out of B-School but not B-School out of a Man.

Recently I met one of my batch mates from B-School who recently got married. Here is the conversation…

AA: Hey, how is the life?

MBA: Just trying to strike a good Work-Wife Balance.

I was aware of the fact that if I ask him anything about his work, he will probably say words good enough to fill reams of pages. So I asked him…

AA: How is your married life, as in, life back at home?

MBA: Do you want me to tell you Minutes of Mating.

Next time think twice before asking any stupid question to such species.

Cereal Killer

2007-12-17T02:52:00.000-08:00

Bruised Lee

2007-12-15T04:47:00.000-08:00

Pimply Gorgeous

2007-12-14T23:57:00.000-08:00

Mary had a Little Lamb.....

2007-12-13T23:55:00.000-08:00

Baal Mazdoor

2007-12-12T23:49:00.000-08:00

Drunk

2007-12-11T23:48:00.001-08:00

Ex-Husband

2007-12-10T10:09:00.000-08:00

What is a better way of describing an ex-Husband?

Wasband

Happy Diva-Lee (Diwali)

2007-12-09T09:03:00.000-08:00

Knocking on Heaven’s Door

2007-12-08T08:01:00.000-08:00

'Pee'-r Pressure

2007-12-07T07:55:00.000-08:00

Slipless in Seattle

2007-12-06T06:40:00.000-08:00

Woman as described by Investment Banker

2007-12-05T05:27:00.000-08:00

Women are either known for their Ass-sets or their Lie-abilities.

Kingfisher Open vs Open Kingfishers

2007-12-04T04:26:00.000-08:00

My Father wanted me to be good at Kingfisher Open; and all I became good at is to Open Kingfishers.

A Walk Down Mammary Lane

2007-12-03T03:25:00.000-08:00

Trip to Brothels...

Mid-Ass Touch

2007-12-02T02:23:00.000-08:00

Acute Angle

2007-12-01T01:21:00.000-08:00

Art of acute observation is often confused as Cynicism. If you call me cynical, I am taking that as positive remark.

This is a place where you are going to get everything which you must have come across probably 1000 times but must have ignored or under looked.

My mission is to spread smiles. No offence meant towards anyone. In short, All Shit No Gyaan. I wish you all have a comfortable and enjoyable ride. Welcome Onboard.

“I want to die like me grandfather, who died in his sleep; unlike his passengers who were crying and screaming”